All everyone talks about now is fucking. Oh you’re sexy I wanna plow you. What about, “you are beautiful, let me take you out sometime?” I am tired of everyone wanting to just bust a nut. Romance is amazing. Keep it classy people, ask for dates instead of sex.
Ooh so you speak spanish ???
Yes ... You spoke to me in English so I'm going to speak English back...
*awkward silence because this means you understood the mean stuff they said about you*